Dick Polish Masturbation Cream 9oz jar
Meet man’s new best friend.
Dick Polish Masturbation Cream is formulated for longevity, perfect for when a quick one turns into a full-blown epic. Designed to “melt” at body temperature, Dick Polish will leave you slicker than your browser history. Whether you’re edging until you forget your own name, gooning yourself into a dopamine coma or simply enjoying some well-deserved “me” time, Dick Polish will always be your loyal companion, right to the last stroke.
Made by FuckWater, Dick Polish is an oil-based cream and is not compatible with condoms.
Ingredients: Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.
PROUDLY MADE IN CANADA.
Available in 9oz jars.
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Dick Polish Masturbation Cream 9oz jar
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